I heard the joke over the radio in an FX this week that made me laugh. I don't really laugh much at scripted jokes but this one did. Ironically the station was the one with the tagline "kailangan pa bang i-memorize yan?" which I wouldn't be "caught dead" listening to it, unless I'm trapped in an FX taxi. Anyway here's the joke...

Girl (both of them had a jolog accent): Ayy! Naiputan ako ng ibon sa ulo!
Boy: Sandali lang, kukuha lang ako ng toilet paper...
Girl: 'Wag na. Huli ka na! Paano mo pa pupunasan yung puwet nung ibon, e lumipad na!

"Kailangan pa bang i-memorize yan?!" (in Mahal-like voice)

Har har.